Funny Joke Sihala Sms Sri Lanka

 hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa Funny joke Sihala SMS Sri lankafukak hd¨‍jkag hjkak Fun SMS
 
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jeewithe aththa half dozen k thiyanawa.


1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.

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2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.

3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.

4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.

5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.

6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi  


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Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?



Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?

Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.

Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.

Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.

Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.

Eth homo eddi oya ethana na.

Mama hama thanama hewwa.

Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.

Mata kagahuna….

“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU two ussapu ekaaa…”
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Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na

Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!
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Menna Punchi Magic 1k


menna punchi magic 1k. 

mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna. 

mulinma 1-9 athara no1k hithaganna. 

dan eka 3n guna karanna. 

dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna. 

dan newatha 3n guna karanna. 

dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.

dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.



1. Sharuk khan

2. Shihan mihiranga

3. Roshan ranawana

4. Anarkali akarsha

5. Lasith malinga

6. Aishwarya rai

7. Viliyam kumaru

8. Devid becum

9. ( ….Obe nama.. )



ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...

Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa.

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Maha Raju: Andare homo kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa 
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari homo gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda 
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. 
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.

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Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Jeewithe Aththa half dozen K Thiyanawa
jeewithe aththa half dozen k thiyanawa.
1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.
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2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi

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Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?
Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth homo eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU two ussapu ekaaa…"

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Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na
Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!

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Oyata Ehema Hithena 1 Kisima Wereddak Ne
Wessak wahina kota
oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda?
E wessata themennath  hitenawa neda?
Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima wereddak ne
Etthatama oya Ehema hitena 1
pudumayak
newei
Mokada itin Wahinakota
hema
GEMBEKUTAMA ehema hitenawane
Oya Pennuwe Neththam

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Girl:- athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei...
Ikman karannako
Boy:- thawa tika welawak iwasanna 
Kauruth dakinnethi wei..
ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam 
mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...
Girl:- ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada?
Boy-: oya pennuwe neththam...
Mama... 
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Exam eken "FAIL"  wei....plz Help me 

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Man Gena Waradiyata Hithanna Epa
Oya kawadawath hithanna nethuwa athi
mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye
meeta hugak issara.
mehema ahuwa kiyala
man gena waradiyata hithanna epa
eth meka mata thawa duratath
hithe hangagena inna ba
Mata aththama kiyanna hallo
Oya tamath dath madinne
pol mudden neda?

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Ada Vage Dinaka Nariyek
1998 ada vage dinaka
nariyek kama warjanayak kalalu
2001 ada vage dinaka nariyek
gamakata enna purudu unalu
2004 ada vage dinaka nariyek
nil saayam oluwe gagattalu
2007 ada vage dinaka nariyek
kaputekge keju kallak horen kavalu
2012 ada vage dinaka nariyek
wadakata nati sms 1k hari asawen kiyawanawalu 

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Pacha Warack Chakkare
PACHA four = KEPPA 1i
KEPPA viii = BEGAL 1i
BEGAL sixteen = MAYAM 1i
MAYAM 64 = GEHENU 1i
GEHENU two = LOKA VINASHA EKAI Me Podi Lankawe Watema Maha Muhuda. 
Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda. 
Lankawe wishala ganga 12y. 
Podi ganga 187i. 
Aela marga 10502y. 
Wishala wawu 27y. 
Podi wawu 934y. 
Diya aeli 334y. 
Pokunu 8811y. 
Lin 233867y. 
Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara
wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?

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Magic Maluwo
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Me magic maluwo
pinanawa balanna oninam
obe Phone eke hide ekata wathura danna
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Kurulla & Kirilli
(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
-”–”- “-”-
Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?
Kirilli : Baaeee
Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane
Kirilli : Apo Baaee
Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate
Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….?
???????????
(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)-
-”–”–”-”-
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Aththatama Kiyanawada Mata
Man meka oyagen
kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema
mokakhari deyak wenawane
aththatama kiyanawada mata
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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai?

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Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava Kiyanne Aththada 
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Ne???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Ne??? pissuda
Boru kiyanna epa
Hemoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka ne???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He  

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Prassna five ?????
oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota
oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5
dannawada?
1. ai late?
2. mokatada oyata salli?
3. ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?
4. ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?
5. ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?

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WASAGAMA 

obatath 1k thiyenawa
matath 1k thiyenawa
obe amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1
obe nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida ekata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada 
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala.
ow aththatama
a obe WASAGAMA  

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Wasanawa Soya Yana Gamanata Ekathu Wenawada?
Wasanawa soya yana gamanata ekathu wenawada?
Thith peliya dige pahalata yanawita 
obe ruwa mathu unot 
oba sebema wasanawanthayek wewi.
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    (__),.____   
    "\,/"       )\           
        !!""""!!
ow oba obe ruwa matukaragatta.
obata ape suba petum samagin 
thanakola mitiyak THEGI..
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Oya A/L Walin Passe Monawada Karanne?
Miss : oya A/L walin passe monawada karanne?
Student : badinawa
Miss : homo adahas kale kauru wennada hithagena inne kiyala?
Stu : manamalayek
Miss : homo kiwwe lokuwela monada labaganna hitagena inne?
Stu : Manamaliyak
Miss : Modayo.man ahuwe ammai thattai wenuwen monada karanne kiyala?
Stu : manamaliyek genawa 
Miss : Modayo.ube thatta uben monada balaporottu wenne?
Stu: Munuburek
Miss : Yako..ube jeevithe aramuna mokadda ?
Stu: kasada badina eka.!!!
 
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Birinda & Semiya

Birida - 
Eaiii me......mage hatta katuwa gahanwako
Samiya- 
Ko.... denawa...
Thamusela maha lokuwata aitiwasikam kata karnwa.....
Me loke pirimi nattam thamuselata
hatta kathuwak wat gahanna kenek innwada...??
Birida- 
Ane nikan innwa...
Me loke pirimi nattam katu gahanna nemei 
hatta adinna onet  ne Oiiii...!!!

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Oyawa Matak Unama 
Oyawa matak unama mama 
gihin Hada balanawa 
atakota oyage muhuna matak wenawa. 
Ira baladdi oyage kadulu matak wenawa. 
Signal aka dakiddi oyage 
suduwan dath depala matak wenawa.
Oyage katahada ahanna hitunama 
mokada dannawada karanne 
PARE YANA BALLEKUTA GALAK GAHANAWA.

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Dawasak Rockt 1kui Plane 1kui
Dawasak rockt 1kui airplane 1kui ahasedi develop una.
thkota airplane 1 ahuwa-:
"Ai ane oya ochchara wegen yanne" kiyala
Ethakota rockt 1 kiwwa-:
"Umbath passata gini thyagena balapan,
ethakota ubatath waede therei!!!

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Me Akuru 4k Nisa . . . .
Akuru 4k nisa mulu oluwa awul wela.
"man eyata LOVE.
Eya mata LOVE".
deiyane baLOVE.  
daewadda hinda hiLOVE.
Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.
mama deviyanta karanne  kannaLOVE.
Me balapiya boLOVE.
me wage msg  kiyawanne riLOVE....    

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Jeewithema CRICKET
Ape gedara kema uyanne ALASTAIR COOK
wahane geniyanne JESSY RIDER
andum mahanne ROSS TAYLOR
gedara wahane TENDULKAR ekak
Reta kanne CHIKEN BURA
SHANE BOND walin thama alawanne
MICHEAL MASON thama gedara haduwe
gedara gaala thiyenne CAMERON WHITE pata
lipata daane PAUL COLLINGWOOD
gedara sindu kiyanne YUVRAJ SINGH
Duwata kiyanne M.S. DHONI 

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Poddak Ridunata Mokada 
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… 
api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu

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KOLLA & KELLA
KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam  nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak

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Issella Aachchi Ethulta Yanna
Grand mum : ikmanta ethulta palayan puthe
Umbalage immature lady tegument yanawa
Umbawa dekkoth ai iscole aave neththe kiyala ahai 
Son :Issella aachchi ethulta yanna
Mama mista kiwwe aachchi nethi una kiyala
Monkey Son & Mum
Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mum:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali
dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..
oya apuruwata hinawenne
kiyanna beri nisa.. :-P

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Siripala Lastida?
Siripala lastida?
lasti sir.
Pol tika pattewwada?
Pattewwa sir.
karaththe lastida?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida?
na sir eka thama SMS kiyawanawa

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Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath, mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai..... Mage karaththe....
 
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Mokada Oya Lamaya Parakku-
Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une? 
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane. 
Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne? Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!
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Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan -
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka miduleoru padinawa. Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihinoruwa peralanna. Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai? Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.

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Lassana China Adara Katawak
Meka lassana china adara katawak.Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana human knee lamayek hitiya. Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?


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Api Edath Kale Baluwada -
Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu iii Denek Hitiya.1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale Baluwada Adath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....

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Siripala & Deviya
Siripala:- deviyane Obata Rupiyal Kotiyak Kochchara Watinawada.? Deviyo:-Mata Satha 25 k Watinnea.!
Siripala:- obata Awrudu Kotiyak Kochchara Kalayakda.? Deviyo:-Mata Thapparayai.!
Siripala:-Ane Deviyo Mata Satha 25k Dennako!.. Deviyo:-MMM Thapparayak idapanko ehenam...!

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Husband & Wife
Wife- oya mata kochchara adareda? 
Husbund- Sajahan Mumthasta adare wage... 
Wife- e kiyanne oya homo marunama taj mahal ekak wage ekak hadanawada? 
Husbund- ow aniwaryenma, 
man me lagin hoda idamakuth gaththa, 
eth oya thamai parakku...

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Mona Rateda Thatte Buruwo Kasada Badinne -
Son: thatte ara sathage nama mokakda? Father: u thamai puthe buruwa.
Son: athakota ara eha patten inna eka kauda? Father: a thamai buruwage wife 
son: ithin thatte buruwoth kasada badinawada? Father: ow.. 
Son: pissu. mona rateda thatte buruwo kasada badinne? 
Father: hama ratema buruwo thamai puthe kasada badinne...

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SAGARAYA BANDU WEDANAVO
'Sagaraya bandu - Wedanavo hemin adu vena vo.. Jeevitaya gena A/L vetha yanna develop venavo...//' 'Eada karapua, Eada liyapuva-Papere enavo..
B) Ehema karapuwa Matak wei nam-wade goda yanavo...' 'Apita kiyalat karannata haki imak pavatinavo.. Eka dannati samaharak aya-pissu kiyavanavo...
'|D 'Perum purana- Samaharak aya univercity yanavo.. Hitagena siti-godak aya hata yanna bari venavo...
' 'Api vate api desa- Balan hiti aya hina venavo..;
D Vibahagaya matha-Ape diyunuwa Maninnata Haki do.....

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Kolla & Kella
KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak

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Araksha Kari Jeewithakata
Araksha kari jeewithakata awawada dekak :...1. Hama welawema aththa katha karanna, eka kochchara katuka unath kamak na......2. Eka kiyala kakul dekata pana aragena ikmanata duwanna.. :)
 
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"Pipunu" Kusumaka"-
"Pipunu" kusumaka" sumudu"pethi" men" Obe'" jiwaya" diyunu"wewa..." 
Dukak"noredunu" sathuta" sapirunu" dinak" Oba" hata" uda" wewa....
"Kenekuge" duka" danena "tharamata" Obe" situwili "Pahan" wewa.... 
" Sda" nomiyana" ape" mithu"dama" hade"path"iru" matha" Redewa

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Girl- oya nidagena nam inne? Ehenm mata oyage sihina ewanna,,,Oya anda anda nam inne? Ehenam mata oyage kadulu ewanna,,, oya sathutin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage sinahawa ewanna,,, oya dukin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage wedanawaewanna,,,
Boy:Ane ratharan mama john ekene inne?????
Maaluwk Ahu Wunot Mokada Kranne?
Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta 
loku maalu alllannath ba.
aema immature lady wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe 
maaluwk ahu wunot mokada kranne? Ehenam Mokada Eyawa Gille..?
Aunty:Hi baba!
Boy:Hi aunty! Ai aunty oyage bada pimbila thiyenne?
Aunty:a putha bade malli babek inna nisa ne
Boy:malli narakaida?
Aunty:na.aya hari........hondai.
Boy:aya aththatama hondaida?
Aunty: ow malli baba aththatama godaaak...... hondai.
Boy:ehenam mokada malliwa gille ? 
Mata Nemai Uncal Ape Mallita.. 

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Onna eka dawasak five wasare kollek mass store ekakata giyalu.
Mudalali : puthata monada 1 ?
Kolla : mm... uncle mata b'day menu ekak ona...
Muda : inna poddak.. (mudalali b'day menu tikak genath dunna.)
kolla : apo uncle me monada, mata ona rosa mal tiyena ewa.
Muda: rosa mal ?? Kata dennada putha ?
Kolla : pemwathiyata denna...
Muda: (pudumayen) ah ? Mechchara podi kollekta pemwathiyo innawada ? Matanam wishwasa karannath ba...
Kolla: na na uncle pissuda ?  Mata nemai.
Muda: ah, eka misak. Ehenam katada ?
Kolla: mata nemai uncal ape mallita... 

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WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND- mukuth na. 
WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada 
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena 
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke 
"EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala.

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MEA EXCUSE ME
MEA EXCUSE ME NANGI,
ME BUS HOLT EKA KOHETADA YANNE?
Bus holt eka kohewath yanne nea 
mama danna kaale idala oka thiyenne methana.
AH EHENAM NANGI BUS EKA 
YANNE KOHETADA KIYANAWADA?
bus eka yanne issarahata.
Habai opposite kaloth passata thama.
APO NANGIGE HARI GAS NE.
GEDARA BATH UYANNE GAS WALINDA?
ne haal walin

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Zoo News.
Ahunada..!
Sattuwatte Bombayak pupurala.
Sinhayek athanma marilalu.
Hitapu walassu dennekuge Kakaul kadila..
Un dennata tikak amaruilu.
tawa Buruwo dennekut panala Gihilla.
ekek tegument watila Ididdi allagena
Uta hugak amaruilu.
U dan inne ICU eke.
Anith Buruwa Dan me Msg aka kiyawanawa..
onna Dan Hinawakut Giya Lejjawata.......!!!


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1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken
Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu iii Denek Hitiya.
1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.
American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.
Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. 
Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale BaluwadaAdath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu...

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Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan.
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.

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Meka Lassana China Adara Katawak.
Meka lassana china adara katawak.
Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana human knee lamayek hitiya. 
Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.
dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.
Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??
Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. 
Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......
Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?

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Gindara Motada Diya Yata Yana Kimbulanta
Gindara motada diya yata yana kimbulanta. 
Thanakola motada mas katu kana ballanta. 
Iniman motada gas uda yana waduranta. Kellan motada pasal yana kollanta.
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Rattaran Oya Dannawada Mama Oyata Koitaram Adareda Kiyala
Rattaran oya dannawada mama oyata koitaram adareda kiyala mata e adare wachanawalin kiyanna teren ne eth mama danne meccharai mata oya nethuwa meloke gewatwenna live kiyala vitarai mama tama oyawa hebahin dekala netath oyagen atwenna beritaramata oyage hadawathata lanwela oya tama danne nethuwa ati oyata pixsiyek wage adare karana kellek innawa kiyala atthamai rattaran mata oya nethuwa meloke jiwat wenna live ehema unoth mage papuwa pelila merila yavi… mathu upadina hema atmayakama oya magema wenna kiyalai mama prartana karanne /mehema adare karana daughter kenek mata ikmanata lebewa
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Pissan Kotuwa
doctor:-siripala thamuse mokada karanne.
pissa1:-mama me adumak mahanawa sir.
Doc:-ethakota ara yaka ai ara siwilime ellila inne.
piss.1:-uta pissu sir u hithagena inne u lantharumak kiyala.
doc:-ai ithin thamuse uta kiyannaththe u lantharumak newei kiyala.
piss.1:- onna ithin doctortah pissune ETHAKOTA MAMA KOHOMADA KARUWALE ME ADUMA MAHANNE.....???

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